On July 13, Former President Donald Trump narrowly escaped an assassination attempt, a potentially catastrophic event that could have plunged the United States into civil war. The inability of the Secret Service to effectively protect him nearly resulted in his death, putting the future of our nation at grave risk. This alarming incident highlights the crucial need for superior protection. Had the Secret Service of Club Penguin been responsible for his security, the assailant would have been swiftly neutralized, ensuring the safety of President Trump and all rally attendees. Our elite team is dedicated to serving and protecting, standing as the first line of defense against any threat.
Therefore, we extend an invitation to President Trump to hire the greatest army of all – the Secret Service of Club Penguin – to safeguard him at all times and ensure such threats are eliminated before they can cause harm. Thank you President Trump for your service to the United States, we will forever protect you.
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