My Fellow Penguins,

Today, I stand before you with a message of unwavering resolve and solemn pride. Over the past week, our brave and relentless Secret Service Army has struck a decisive blow against the world’s number one enemy to our beloved penguin nation—the ruthless Templars of Club Penguin. In a meticulously planned and executed operation, our forces have invaded and dismantled several of their strongholds, bringing these enemies of peace and justice to account for their crimes.

The Templars, an army that has harassed, tormented, and abused our fellow penguins, sought to spread fear and chaos across our peaceful lands. But let me be clear: our Secret Service Army has worked tirelessly to ensure that justice prevails. We will stop at nothing to bring the leaders of this relentless and merciless army to justice. We stand as one—strong, united, and unyielding in our commitment to protect every penguin under our care.

In this conflict, we have not lost an inch of our land to the Templars. Our resolve is unbroken, our defenses are impenetrable, and we will continue to hold our ground against their advances. Every battle we fight, every victory we secure, is a testament to the strength of our spirit and the righteousness of our cause.

During this crucial military operation, our forces have not only defended our territory but have also rescued countless penguin civilians who have lived in the shadow of fear, trapped within their homes under the constant threat of attack. We have dismantled a significant portion of the Templars’ military assets, crippling their ability to wage further war and terrorize our citizens.

But our work is not done. We remain vigilant, prepared to face any challenge that comes our way. We will continue to stand up for justice, to protect the innocent, and to ensure that the scourge of the Templars is eradicated from our lands once and for all.

To all the penguins across our great nation, I say this: Stay strong, stay united, and stand with us as we defend our homeland and our way of life. Together, we will prevail. Together, we will ensure that peace, justice, and freedom reign supreme on our icy shores.

May we continue to stand firm in the face of adversity, and may the spirit of our proud penguin nation guide us to victory.

Thank you, and may the winds of the south be ever at our backs.

 

-President Carter

President of the Secret Service Army

Retired President of The Doritos Army

Retired Leader of The Night Warriors Army

 

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